I make very little money at the insurance firm, around $16,000 a year. My co-workers eat out every day. No one ever asks me along, which...

According to Facebook, on May 31st, 2007, at 2:09 am, I was “full-up with excitement.” I don’t know what about, but I’m guessing it had...

Pajamas are my new uniform. I’ve been wearing them daily since I was fired for stealing and have taken-up residence on my couch. Every...

Dear Sarah, I see you there, sitting in the yellow club chair with your knees pulled up into your arms, gazing out of the window onto...

We’re sleeping in these days, both looking for work. I’ve just finished adjuncting at a community college in Chicago Heights, teaching...

A magnitude-4.3 earthquake in Laos the day before yesterday kills very few, because Laos is a land of very few, of very little. But its...

On May 17, 2007, George W. Bush was President. David Foster Wallace was about to go off phenelzine, the anti-depressant medication he’d...

When did I become the person who measures time in decades? In another year, another season, I was ten. My grandmother and I walked...

No one likes to mention it, but a number of plants in any garden are poisonous. Foxglove, named for the bell-shaped flower suitable for a...

I lived in a basement apartment on Blair Street, just down the hill from Collegetown. It was only half underground, with windows and a...