"My tits smell like cheese these days. Sharp white cheddar, if you’d like specifics."

I don’t yet know how good I have it.

“O, she so wanted to be saved.”

The truth was I didn’t know exactly why—I only knew I wanted a different kind of life.

"We were teaching the sons and daughters of moguls and scions and diplomats and celebrities and politicians and did you see who just walked out of their parent-teacher conference? I love that show he’s on. Yeah, he’s alright, but his daughter is a mess. I’m glad she’s not in my class..."

"I know now that my real life started long before any one particular job.”

“Whatever it was the God of War wanted of our fire that night we weren’t sure we wanted to know.”

"I reflected that I was a product of accident and dedication, a strange potion of unplanned and to-die-for."

"It was the place where I started figuring out that home doesn’t have to be permanent."

"Offshore of the town where we vacation on a barrier island in North Carolina, climate change piles five new inches of water onto the sea every ten years..."